01 SOCIABLE
02 PSYCH EVAL
03 EMERGENCIES
04 BREAKFAST
05 TEMPORARY LACK OF CONFIDENCE
06 MOVE IN
07 AT THE ACADEMY
08 THE INTERVIEW
09 THE SIGN ON THE DOOR
10 MISSED CALL
11 CONFESSION
12 AGREEMENT
13 MISTAKES
14 ADOPTION
15 NEW WORDS
16 HIGH HOPES
17 BAD ABIGAIL
18 IT'S LOSING GAME, HANNIBAL
19 HANNIBAL DOESN’T WANT TO MOVE
20 CRUELTY
21 LECTER-GRAHAM TALES
Blog un po' in inglese (creativo), un po' in italiano (spero meno creativo) su tutto ciò che mi piace e che mi piace meno. E qui e lí alcuni vecchi vecchi post sulla serie Hannibal presi dalla mia pagina tumblr. I like being stupid, so... Stupid things.
martedì 21 febbraio 2017
MARRIAGE PROBLEMS COLLECTION
- Hannibal Lecter has a problem with boundaries.
- Will is hard work. OR Well, Hannibal said yes to everything.
- Stunned cannibal.
- It looks like Will finally decided.
- Well, this isn’t very far from reality.
- So many problems for him. So many.
- Will is capable of sudden changes of expression.
- Hannibal is a saint.
- Hannibal wants to keep some mystery in the marriage.
- Hannibal is Hannibal.
- That’s travel with style.
- Maybe Will has not fully understood the word marriage.
- Trouble in paradise.
- What’s for dinner?
- I’m starting to see a pattern in how all the fights will end.
- The girl with the series of most peculiar dads in the world.
- Will’s search for puppies never ends.
- Special Agent Graham using his power of deduction.
- Will is hard to convince and I don’t understand why.
- Abigail is waiting for them at home, in the dark kitchen.
- That time when Will was smart enough.
- Family indoor games.
- I don’t understand all this resentment between them.
- I hope Will has no doubts left on the subject.
- I’d like to see Will and the baby deer confronting each other.
- They should try counseling with the Wendigo.
- Since Frederick is so eager to be friend with Hannibal…
- They have their things to discuss at the dinner table.
- After all, he is a psychiatrist.
- This marriage s'ha da fare.
- Aaaaand… We tied the knot! Hannibal is happy. As you can see, Will has the same expression as always. Hannibal must enjoy what he has.
- I can’t help it. I love this family.
- Hannibal insists on having people for dinner.
- I bet Christmas is Will's favourite time of the year.
- Poor Hannibal can’t think properly. Not entirely his fault.
- Will using his power.
- After this conversation Will confiscated Hannibal’s phone. Forever.
- Their neighbours keep changing.
- Probably Hugh Dancy, Will.
- They’re not listening to Jack anymore.
- Come on, Will, just an ear…
- They didn’t expect the tears. The tears end the game.
- He is an artist, Will. Leave him alone.
- I think Hannibal won’t stop asking his favourite questions. Can I eat you, Will? AND Can I kill Jack?
- This is the natural consequence of n#44. Hannibal never listens.
- I hope Abigail appreciates the effort.
- No such thing as a simple dinner, with Hannibal, uh?
- It must be a habit of his.
- Will starting to sound reasonable. And… Dominant.
- Will is now unstoppable.
- Pazzi is another victim of the Murder Husbands. In every way possible.
- Maybe it’s a new board game.
- You do this every time, Will…
- Will makes him suspicious.
- Anthony is one enthusiastic guy.
- Will… You know that you can’t say certain things.
- A bunch of psychopaths…
- Will, at some point you agreed to that. So…
- Dogs learn quickly.
- New new new new new new new…dog.
- A school day with husband.
- Murder Husbands leisure time!
- Dads.
- Cast pearls before swine.
- Hannibal’s gifts.
- Trying to pass on knowledge to unworthy people.
- Kinks.
- Murder Husbands are going to wait with us.
- The toilet problem.
- Hierarchy.
- Hobbies.
- You wanted a list, Will.
- Maybe Will is finally convinced.
- The fridge is not for decor, Hannibal.
- That’s why Freddie is still alive.
WILL'S PROBLEMS COLLECTION
WILL’S PROBLEMS #1
WILL’S PROBLEMS #2
WILL’S PROBLEMS #3
WILL’S PROBLEMS #4
WILL’S PROBLEMS #5
WILL’S PROBLEMS #6
WILL’S PROBLEMS #7
WILL’S PROBLEMS #8
WILL’S PROBLEMS #9
WILL’S PROBLEMS #10
WILL’S PROBLEMS #11
WILL’S PROBLEMS #12
WILL’S PROBLEMS #13
WILL’S PROBLEMS #14
THE LITTLE WINDOW
COMMERCIAL
YOUNG WILL GRAHAM
WILL’S DOGS
WILL’S DOGS #2
NAMES
POOR MOLLY
OUR USUAL WILL
WILL AND SHADOW
WILL’S RECKONING
FREDDIE WANTED AN INTERVIEW
WILL’S PROBLEMS #2
WILL’S PROBLEMS #3
WILL’S PROBLEMS #4
WILL’S PROBLEMS #5
WILL’S PROBLEMS #6
WILL’S PROBLEMS #7
WILL’S PROBLEMS #8
WILL’S PROBLEMS #9
WILL’S PROBLEMS #10
WILL’S PROBLEMS #11
WILL’S PROBLEMS #12
WILL’S PROBLEMS #13
WILL’S PROBLEMS #14
THE LITTLE WINDOW
COMMERCIAL
YOUNG WILL GRAHAM
WILL’S DOGS
WILL’S DOGS #2
NAMES
POOR MOLLY
OUR USUAL WILL
WILL AND SHADOW
WILL’S RECKONING
FREDDIE WANTED AN INTERVIEW
domenica 12 febbraio 2017
Just to be clear
I need to say something, because I don’t feel ok if I
don’t.
This blog is partially based on the tv show Hannibal and even if it's full of stupidity, sooner or later I'll be serious and something needs to be clear.
I love the Hannibal fandom, because is full of people who know
perfectly well that they are in love with a tv show about a serial killer and, at the
same time, they also know that’s not exactly what we’re talking about.
I can’t hear things like I
understand Hannibal, he is a sociopath and does what a sociopath does.
NO!
You understand Hannibal because he is a character in a
fucking awesome tv show that made clear with all its surreality and metaphors
and philosophy that we’re talking about concepts, abstract ideas.
Nowadays, what you hear in every fucking tv news
is that at least a woman a day has been killed by boyfriends and husbands who
said they love them too much. Who said they chose to kill them, because they
couldn’t bear to be without them.
That’s not fucking love.
So, please, if you think Hannibal is a love story about a
man who is so in love that he has to show it using the only language he knows,
violence, you and I are not watching the same tv show.
I can’t hear those things, because they’re scary. Especially
coming from women.
If a man says he loves me brandishing a knife, the one thing
I want is just seeing the house collapse on him and then me running the fuck away.
Hannibal is great because Will and Hannibal can do whatever
they want. They don’t die, they are characters, they don't live in the real world and their way of expressing feelings can be whichever they prefer.
Once we agree on that and we know we are talking about a world apart, only then I love to be serious and let you know all the reasons why, in my opinion, this show is gold.
sabato 11 febbraio 2017
Upstairs
How is that so easily accessible?
Why do they go upstairs?
Upstairs in Hannibal’s studio is like ventilation ducts in sci-fi movies.
Come on, Will...
It’s the very first thing Hannibal says to Will. It’s like he wants to compete with Molly.
And Will has to ask Bedelia if Hannibal loves him? Come on, Will…
Jimmy...
But not only cats; also dogs, cows, pigs, giraffes, snakes, mosquitoes, worms, viruses…
giovedì 2 febbraio 2017
Some summary required - Season 1 - 01 Apéritif
Will Graham is a cute puppy who uses his empathy to understand killers’ behaviour. He shines with happiness and smiles.
He is approached by FBI Special Agent Jack Crawford, the master of good ideas, who needs help with an investigation about some missing girls.
Since the cute puppy isn’t mentally stable Jack opts for giving him a guide, a mentor, a psychic help: Doctor Hannibal Lecter, all smiles and pretty faces.
Also a cannibalistic serial killer.
But this will remain a mystery until the end of season two. Like… Will catches every serial killer in all the States but not the one under his nose.
You know why?
Because they are in love.
And we’re just getting started.
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Frederick the hero
Look at that face, look at Chilton.
And he is recovering from an evisceration!
This is the real Man without Fear. And without self-preservation.
Un po' di tutto
La Qualunque insomma.
Non troverete molte immagini, a parte quelle legate ai miei post ironici su Hannibal, perchè ritengo che non aiutino i pezzi e che li appesantiscano.
Inoltre è sempre più difficile lavorare con le immagini sui blog. Sarà un limite mio, ma passa la voglia di postare i pezzi. Allora meglio senza.
La data di questo post risale a quando ho aperto questo blog, nel lontano 2017.
Non voglio eliminare tutto tutto quello che ho postato qui sopra, quindi ho riscritto semplicemente l'intro ad oggi, 2026, e il resto più o meno rimane com'è.
Benvenut3.
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